We uncover a leaked immigration document of an individual who passed the secret immigration quality test of honesty, transparency, and integrity of my country. They inspire!
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Name: Yahdoh
Observations: Preliminary investigations reveal that he is the pre-incarnation of Yoda. Already he masters The Force well. Though to commence his next life as Yoda he needs to learn to talk in a pigeon, somewhat backwards manner. Then Yahdoh will become its antithesis: Yoda. Already he has made remarkable progress. He pays attention to words within words, and observes their meaning or the roles which they play to create larger words.
Supporting Evidence: In a screen capture of written correspondence between the Presidentess and Yahdoh, he wrote (imagine Yoda’s voice and you will see the connection):
Life's Work: He lives in relative seclusion in far North Queensland (Australia) and pre-prayers Sacred Meal for many fortunate people who have learned of his pre-Jedi light force.
Interface: www.abundantgarden.com
Famous for Saying: Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing.
Investigation Result: Pass!