Shhh. I am the Presidentess of a secret island nation. My country is so advanced, we have long rid ourselves of health issues, power struggles, arms races ('cause arms don't race that fast), animal abuse, and, of course, bacon. Now is not the time to withhold all that I know, and so I blog.
Only evil lives in this base, Mr. President. It is a lair like no other and is without doubt, the greatest threat for the sovereignty of the United States.
Rip the palm trees from under the orangutans, dig up half of Australia for minerals, kill our whales and dolphins, and you can look forwards to a crazy and miserable life next time around. You can’t have both. If you harm the defenceless, consider your karma multiplied a thousandfold.
Yoga Leaks
