Shhh. I am the Presidentess of a secret island nation. My country is so advanced, we have long rid ourselves of health issues, power struggles, arms races ('cause arms don't race that fast), animal abuse, and, of course, bacon. Now is not the time to withhold all that I know, and so I blog.

SECRET NATION EXPOSED!

 


 

Entries in Reviews (2)

Friday
Nov092012

Padmé Amidala and friends road test L'uvalla

Soon, we will live far beyond the default 100 years, as the relevent energies of our human race evolve. Our DNA will unlock their secrets and enable us to perform unimaginable feats within the quantum reality. Totally trippy? Yuh! Absolutely!

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Saturday
Oct202012

Princess Mia Thermopolis road tests Eminence Organic Skin Care

The Queen of Engaland uses Eminence Organic Skin Care products. It is said that her niece Princess Mia Thermopolis of Genovia turned her on to them when they were colonising the Bermuda Triangle.

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