Shhh. I am the Presidentess of a secret island nation. My country is so advanced, we have long rid ourselves of health issues, power struggles, arms races ('cause arms don't race that fast), animal abuse, and, of course, bacon. Now is not the time to withhold all that I know, and so I blog.

SECRET NATION EXPOSED!

 


 

Entries in Profiles (3)

Friday
Feb012013

Paradise found! And it's not 5 star service or a spa.

The people will make you never want to leave. The outside world fast became a distant memory when I tuned in to the harmony in which the people of Superagui exist. The whole community weaves passion and effort into each other's lives, whether it’s launching a boat, helping a busy pousada, or towing a capsized vessel from the sandbar.

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Saturday
Aug112012

Shennong the Yeti

My secret agents received information that a Yeti was seen in the snowy hills of the high country. Bravely, they surrounded what was a small and slightly effeminate Yeti, and brought him down from the mountains to answer some hard questions. Some of the transcript is leaked below.

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Friday
Jul062012

Immigration Files of Bodytalk Prodigy Leaked

If you have missed the past blog articles, Bodytalk is a healing system that was brought to Earth from Betazed by Captain Jean-Luc of the USS Starship Enterprise. Commander Deanna Troi, a half Betazoid empath, uses this technique to assist her human friends bring their bodymind to balance.

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