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Or not... you know, what ever tickles your fancy. For a portion of the world, the year is at an end. People of my island nation are practicing what they have done annum terminus since the dawn of our civilization: ritualistic killing of brain cells by the stuff of micro breweries and organic, single source, fair trade, low carbon footprint wineries; followed by naked agar agar wrestling.
When the midnight bell chimes and silence falls upon my great nation, it will finally be time to write down the haiku poem that we have quietly cultivated all year.
I'm kidding, of course. I just copied the hipster New Years Eve Party invitation that is pinned under my glass of carrot, beet, celery and ginger juice next to me. I received it earlier today by pigeon mail.
My people observe this momentous occasion in the ambiance of simplicity. Our focus is to harmonise the body and mind with the subtle rhythms of nature, and do what we can to ensure that our neighbours are well prepared for the coming year.
The annual cleanse is soon to reach its climax. Many of us will experience the dizzying heights of bliss that accompanies superior health. Meditation sessions tend to be longer this time of year, because the ability to exponentially enhance the experience of wellness using meditaion is known to us all. Here's a leak of one of our national cleansing promotions.
With this ahead of me, please excuse me for two weeks while I recharge and loose myself into the higher realms of existence. I shall return and continue leaking knowledge and wisdom from my island nation on the weekend of January 12.
2013 is a number 6 universal year, the energy of which opens a portal to the laws of abundance. With the passing of the shift, as indicated by the Mayan Calender, we can achieve higher potentials faster, with more support from the earth’s energy. What a great year to put yourself out there and manifest those dream projects and creative ideas.
I want to take this opportunity to thank you, my 1000 + regulars. Without you, this site would not exist. Your audience motivates me to offer even better leaks in 2013.
If you like what you see here please introduce yogaleaks to a friend. If you want to know more about a particular subject, write to me. I love the interesting comments and ideas that I receive from many of you each day!
May 2013 be filled with inspiration, abundant health and quality time for your loved ones. If you think your New Year's haiku is good, send it this way. I'll have it delivered to the party. The pigeons will know where it is.
Happy New Year!
Reader Comments (4)
Happy New Year Presidentess! I wait all week to pick up your new articles. They stay with me for ages after. Thanks for all of your effort that you put into creating them. The internet is a better place because of you. See you in 2013!
Happy New Year Pres! Thanks for the great entertainment and information this year. You are super creative. I can't wait for your next installment next year! Your blog is excellent. I wish I saw more of your stuff in the form of a newspaper column, though they would have to be pretty free thinking and extraordinary to have you as part of their team!
Happy New Year Pres! This is the best blog ever. You are the most optimistic person on the internet!
Your last blog post for the year was great, like really cool. The tone and attitude of it is soooooo positive, leaves you feeling like you are floating. Bouyant I think is a good word. You are totally funny, too. It is the perfect medium for you and completely reflects and enhances your personality and gives you an amazing platform to express your incredibly vibrant creativity. I've been sending people links to the blog and tell people about it all the time. I hope you are a huge success!