Shhh. I am the Presidentess of a secret island nation. My country is so advanced, we have long rid ourselves of health issues, power struggles, arms races ('cause arms don't race that fast), animal abuse, and, of course, bacon. Now is not the time to withhold all that I know, and so I blog.

SECRET NATION EXPOSED!

 


 

Friday
May252012

My Country on Beauty

 To dispel the hypnotism of beauty campaigns, we sponsored our own campaign called “It’s So Not Worth It”.  It parodied familiar hair and beauty commercials, included time-lapse clips which showed skin turning old and pasty after make-up was applied, or hair falling out after it became coloured or shampooed.  The campaign was a great success.  We educated our citizens about life choices that enhanced wellness and kinaesthetic control.  The by-product of wellbeing and lightness was the experience of feeling beautiful and alive.

 

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