Shhh. I am the Presidentess of a secret island nation. My country is so advanced, we have long rid ourselves of health issues, power struggles, arms races ('cause arms don't race that fast), animal abuse, and, of course, bacon. Now is not the time to withhold all that I know, and so I blog.

SECRET NATION EXPOSED!

 


 

Friday
Nov092012

Padmé Amidala and friends road test L'uvalla

Soon, we will live far beyond the default 100 years, as the relevent energies of our human race evolve. Our DNA will unlock their secrets and enable us to perform unimaginable feats within the quantum reality. Totally trippy? Yuh! Absolutely!

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Friday
Nov022012

Greed and power is getting old, or is it just me?

World leaders often express irritation over protesters who insist that their Government covers up the truth. They also admit that these same thorns in their political sides are often quite astute.

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Friday
Oct262012

Wisdom of the ancients: 10 secrets to abundant energy.

They didn't know about calories, cave man diets, protein, north beach, south beach, vitamins or supplements. They did know about sacred geometry, astronomy, astrology, numerology, phi and pi. They also knew a lot about nature, and the laws under which it abides.

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Saturday
Oct202012

Princess Mia Thermopolis road tests Eminence Organic Skin Care

The Queen of Engaland uses Eminence Organic Skin Care products. It is said that her niece Princess Mia Thermopolis of Genovia turned her on to them when they were colonising the Bermuda Triangle.

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Saturday
Oct132012

Misery in Paradise: Lessons learned from a six year old.

Super Mario would have won the prize that he had worked for weeks to achieve – a kiss from Princess Peach. What kind of parent was I to have interrupted the greatest priority the world has known -- At least, World 8 has known?!

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