Shhh. I am the Presidentess of a secret island nation. My country is so advanced, we have long rid ourselves of health issues, power struggles, arms races ('cause arms don't race that fast), animal abuse, and, of course, bacon. Now is not the time to withhold all that I know, and so I blog.

SECRET NATION EXPOSED!

 


 

Friday
Oct042013

Here's your cure for the flu

The function of a flue is to vent toxic waste - a byproduct of burned fuel. If your flue is neglected or clogged, your house becomes uninhabitable. A metaphor, yes?

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Sunday
Sep152013

skin ageing - look and feel timeless

With this simple addition to your daily routine, already we're shaving a decade from your skin's appearance. Without it, all those dead skin cells just sit on your face like dust in a room that hasn't been vacuumed for ten years.

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Thursday
Aug292013

Holy health batman -This therapy will fix everything!

It happens every now and then: a paradigm-altering invention arrives, which is nothing less than a great lunge up the ladder of human evolution. Consider yourself warned.

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Friday
Aug232013

Ronnie says - it's Global Cooling guys!

When he returned, he created the ultra-secret Underground Science Movement. The first rule of the Underground Science Movement is: Don't talk about the Underground Science Movement. The second rule is.. (you know!)

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Friday
Aug092013

You Versus The zombie apocalypse

Zombies are mutant, dead people walking. Dare I say, but isn't this familiar? Cancer, obesity and plastic surgery fantastically augment the physical body. If GMO food enters the mainstream, you will see mutant everywhere, I promise.

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