Shhh. I am the Presidentess of a secret island nation. My country is so advanced, we have long rid ourselves of health issues, power struggles, arms races ('cause arms don't race that fast), animal abuse, and, of course, bacon. Now is not the time to withhold all that I know, and so I blog.

SECRET NATION EXPOSED!

 


 

Entries by Yoga Leaks (88)

Friday
Oct052012

Plant Signatures - They're telling us what they're good at!

Plants have signatures. Bah! Plants don’t have signatures! How could they hold a pen? Guffaw! (Pause to quietly praise my highly-tuned wit. Seriously though...)

Click to read more ...

Sunday
Sep302012

Road Testing Love System Skin Care Range

I love skin care products. Occasionally we allow them in to my nation -- if they meet our high standard of quality, purity and effectiveness. Here is a leak of a recent road test.

Click to read more ...

Friday
Sep282012

Consumerism is dead to me brah

I had the privilege of learning to teach yoga at the Gold Coast Yoga Centre in Australia. On the back of their bathroom door was a poster of the Desiderata. During peaceful moments of bathroom contemplation, I always read the poem through.

Click to read more ...

Friday
Sep212012

Enlightenment: Seeing the Matrix (part 4)

"What is real? How do you define real? If you’re talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain." Morpheus -- The Matrix

Click to read more ...

Friday
Sep142012

Beaker does The Work at Serenity Now

Byron Katie developed a very simple system of self-inquiry. It's called The Work. Using this system, a person can take any stressful situation and realise a higher truth within it. Practicing The Work regularly can seed transformation in one's life.

Click to read more ...