Shhh. I am the Presidentess of a secret island nation. My country is so advanced, we have long rid ourselves of health issues, power struggles, arms races ('cause arms don't race that fast), animal abuse, and, of course, bacon. Now is not the time to withhold all that I know, and so I blog.

SECRET NATION EXPOSED!

 


 

Monday
Jun042012

Secret Document Reveals Immigration Candidate

We uncover a leaked immigration document of an individual who passed the secret immigration quality test of honesty, transparency, and integrity of my country.  They inspire!

This transcript was translated from code.


Name:  Yahdoh


Observations: Preliminary investigations reveal that he is the pre-incarnation of Yoda.  Already he masters The Force well.  Though to commence his next life as Yoda he needs to learn to talk in a pigeon, somewhat backwards manner.  Then Yahdoh will become its antithesis: Yoda.  Already he has made remarkable progress.  He pays attention to words within words, and observes their meaning or the roles which they play to create larger words.

Supporting Evidence:  In a screen capture of written correspondence between the Presidentess and Yahdoh, he wrote (imagine Yoda’s voice and you will see the connection):

Life's Work:  He lives in relative seclusion in far North Queensland (Australia) and pre-prayers Sacred Meal for many fortunate people who have learned of his pre-Jedi light force.

Interface:  www.abundantgarden.com

Famous for Saying:  Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has.   How embarrassing.  How embarrassing.

Investigation Result:  Pass!

 


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